Well... here we go. I guess I should first introduce you to my family. My husband is Matt, 30 years old, and works for the railroad... My oldest is Avery, 6 years old, 2nd oldest is Emily, 5 years old, then Kaitlyn, who is almost 3 and finally Madelyn who is 18 months old.
Today was a lazy day... M has been sleeping with me since I kicked hubby out of my room. I have been having major self esteem issues and he has been having no problem talking about my neighbors new boobs, I can't be initimite with him without wishing my boobs were like hers. So, out of my room he went to sleep with K. M has sleep issues and didn't fall asleep until after 2... and I use that time to catch up with my BFF on the phone... yep, we chat til about 1 or 2 am every day. So, I got A&E dressed and ready for school and sent them on their merry way... as soon as they were gone I crawled back into bed with M. Hubby stayed in and made breakfast for K - but I was still rudely awoken at 10am because K kept telling him that she was allergic to milk, eggs, and butter? Ah, kids! So, I got up and had a piece of cake for breakfast... K asked me why I was eating cake for breakfast and I could think of was "because I'm the mom" - I have decided to make that the slogan of my life... so now, here I am, trying to be a happy housewife and clean, but I have no interest - I want to be in my room on my computer. Facebook is my life, and I am so jealous of people with 1 or 2 children who can find sitters and the blink of an eye... and then post about how wonderful their weekly day at the spa is going... I can honestly say I feel rage when I read that... My hubby says I need to quit facebook, but I love knowing what everyone is doing, especially the big busted neighbor. She has weekly massages and facials, hair appointments every 2 weeks and the biggest most hideous boobs ever, and I mean porn star hideous... plus she isn't teeny tiny so she looks like a root beer barell. Oh no, she has even taken over my blog! Sorry about that - and while I have been going on M has opened nail polish remover and spilt it all over my ancient red carpet ... could this be a reason for new floors? Stay tuned for my next blog!
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